What Should Dan Watch Next?

The Cat Returns

2007-06-04T13:28:00.000Z

This sould be a quick one.... The Cat Returns , don't bother. I watched this last month and can't remember what happens. I couldn't really remember what happend the day after I watched it (and I was sober). Sure, it's nicely animated, but then it is Ghibli so I'd expect that, but the story was lacking a grip. The one thing I will say is I'd be happy to stick it the player if my little cousins were round, knowing there's be a gentle story with no scenes of tentical rape.

*** ' ' ' ' ' ' ' 3/10

And there's more

2007-06-04T13:24:00.000Z

Right, got a few more to add to the list and a whole lotta reviewing to write up....

Been quite busy (well that's my excuse :P) but now things are slowly setling down, only got the minor distraction of house purchase and move getting in the way now.

New for the list: Versus, Dumplings, Three extremes, There extremes 2, Premonition, Audition

Versus

2007-06-04T12:51:00.001Z

Right, Finally got my hands on Versus (There was no way I was shelling out £16, so I waited), I'd heard good things about it. I couldn't remember what good things, but I had heard them. It's a Japanese zombie filck. I eagerly fired up the DVD player last night and settled down. Within seconds I thought "Damn, this is rubbish", and it got worse, and worse, and then it hit me: this is a B-Movie. A real honest-to-goodness B-movie, as all zombie flicks should be. It had it all, bad acting, bad effects, bad stunts (Wirestunts where they've made no attempt what so ever to hide the wires) added to cheap martial arts gumf. Think Romero meets Samo Law meets Thunderbirds.

Ace.

Double Ace.

Where's the slow mo' button?

Zombies, Guns, Zombies with guns, Swords, Zombies with swords, Zombies with sword AND guns, shots lifted from Frank Miller comics and then repeated over and over, a man in too tight trousers, versus has it all.

******* ' ' ' 7/10 (sooo close to 8/10)

Howls Moving Castle

2007-02-06T21:41:00.000Z

Howls Moving Castle is your standard wartime tale of girl meets wizard, girl is turned in to a granny, granny becomes cleaner, wizard becomes bird, happy ever after that we all know and love. Another fine animation from Studio Ghibli (that brought you Spirited Away). Not quite as fantastic as Spirited but still good, one good thing (or bad, dependent on your tastes) about Ghibli animation is that it tends to steer clear of the whole tentalce-rape scene that some Japanimaion seems to be preocupated with. One I'd happily watch with my young cousins. Also has nice touch of "the futility of war" moral in there too.

********'' 8/10

"All right Calcifer, lets get cooking.

I don't cook! I'm a scary fire demon! "

More for the list.

2007-02-03T20:45:00.000Z

Went to buy Versus, but couldn't find it so ended up getting Sky High (by the same director as Versus & Azumi), Steamboy (makers of Akira) and The Cat Returns (Studio Ghilbi). Payed turned round and found Versus, damn it. I'll have to go back next week.

R-Point

2007-02-03T20:32:00.000Z

R -Point Bills its self as a Korean Apocalypse Now, but sooo not. A team of soldiers are sent back to an area of 'nam to see what happened to a team of soldiers. Obviously as this is a horror/thriller things go pear shaped. A bit too formulaic, some nice touches but generally can see most of it coming. There are also a few bits where you're shown letters or signs with no translation so you left wondering how important a plot device you've just missed. Not the hottest film from Korea in the past few years.

*****' ' ' ' ' 5/10

Source of rekindling

2007-02-01T10:03:00.000Z

Nice article by Johnathan Ross linked to his Asian Invasion seires. This was the program that rekindled my interest in east asian cinema. Mr Ross and I have very similar tastes, so I blame him for the dosh I go and spend on DVDs just 'cause he recomends them.

What happened in that one again?

2007-01-31T10:10:00.000Z

I've realised that I can't remember exactly what happens in all of those films so my reviews won't be totally up to scratch. But seeing as my 3G iPod bit the dust and I've replaced it with a shiny shiny 5G video one I thought I'd kill 60GB with one stone and rip a bunch of DVDs to it in order that I can refresh my memory whist freezing my cahones off waiting for the bus each morning.

Currently encoding: oldboy, howls moving castle....

Battle Royale

2007-01-30T21:15:00.000Z

Battle Royale Once a year a class of badly behaved kids are chosen, told they're going on an away day, only to be drugged and taken to an island, given weapons (ranging from guns to frying pans) and only one will make it out alive. Brilliant. Totally Brilliant. Everyone who has ever worked in a school should be sat down and made to watch it. Quite gory in places, shows how evil kids ~~are~~ can be.

*********' 9/10

"If I survive, can I go home?

Yes, but only if everyone else is dead."

Mr. Chan-Wook

2007-01-30T20:34:00.000Z

First off, if you're going to get into Korean Cinema you need to be aware of one Park Chan-Wook (or Chan-Wook Park, I'm not quite sure which way round that should be).

Probably most famous for his vengeance trilogy:
Sympathy for Mr Vengeance
Oldboy
Lady Vengeance

In an interview I saw with him he admitted that he never intended to make a trilogy, but during and interview with the Korean press during the release of Oldboy, somebody asked what his preoccupation with vengeance was about, he replied I'm just making the three vengeance films then leaving the subject alone. At that point he realised he'd only made two, so the third was made to save face.

Listy

2007-01-30T19:37:00.000Z

OK to start I'm just going to list the films I have (most are Tartan Video).

Sympathy for Mr Vengeance
Oldboy
Lady Vengeance
J.S.A.
R-Point
A Tale of Two Sisters
Audition
Twilight Samurai
Shaolin Soccer
Kung Fu Hustle
Infernal Affairs
A Bitter Sweet Life
Ghost in the Shell
Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence
Ninja Scrolls
Azumi
Battle Royale
Ran
Seven Samurai
Howls Moving Castle
Spirited Away
Casshern
Shogun Assassin
Hero
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
House of Flying Daggers

More to be added as and when I get them (and I will :D )

Here we go

2007-01-30T12:57:00.000Z

This will be a nice collection of reviews of various Asian films (or films with an oriental slant) I've got or seen, so my mate Dan can choose a film to watch next.

When I get my arse in gear